When you’re on the run from CHUDs, it’s not always practical/sanitary to pop a squat. Luckily, science has gifted you the ability to pee standing up. The Faza hydrophobic pee-funnel is reusable, sanitary, and biodegradable. Alternative use: destroy the sexist stranglehold on writing your name in the snow!
Don’t let that hemorrhaging flesh wound slow you down! Stem the bleeding and continue on with Recon Medical Israeli Compression Bandage. Non-stick, universal size, lifetime warranty. The included aluminum bar allows for double use as a tourniquet in times of extreme need.